YOU CRAZY.

AHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dislike this font because it's not FULL OF EMOTION. I'm FUCKING EXCITED! AND THIS JUST LOOKS SO .. monotone or bland. I am red like a lobster.

Well this weekend. Ahhh this weekend :)
It was good.
Are you catching on yet?
I think by the end of this post you will perhaps grasp that my weekend was THOROUGHLY enjoyable. VERY ENJOYABLE INDEED. AHHH IT WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOODDDDD ! XD

Oops. I wasn't going to go on about it because I know that Raven wanted to be there with me and stuff; I don't want to make her feel left out. I hope that she'll be happy that I THOROUGHLY enjoyed my weekend though :) And there'll be other times too!
PLUUUUSSS once I'm done getting all this out on a blog then I won't mention it again. .. Or as much at least :P
(Although there are some things that I don't want to post on the Internet for everyone to see - yes I'm paranoid - and therefore will tell Raven about it on the phone or in person. These are things that she will very much like to know)

So, where to begin?

After endless scheming over the coming up weekend, I had given up hope. Plans for camping with a group of people, which originated in May, fell through. Some people were away on vacation, some had family plans and others just don't have me high on their priority list I suppose. Feeling dejected I half-heartily asked Jenn if she would come up to my cabin on the lake that weekend. She had plans with her boyfriend but she was going to see if she could fit in a short visit to me as well.

My cousins have a nice cabin right on this popular lake; the beach is always crawling with people. It is an ideal place for a couple of teens looking for trouble, but a little intimating for me by myself. Nonetheless, I was excited to go up and soak up the sun! I called Jenn after work on Friday, right before we headed out, just to confirm that she was or wasn't (the latter more likely) coming up at all. To my surprise she said yes - SHE COULD COME FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND.

Immediately after I hung up the phone we bolted and picked Jenn up along the way. My stomach was growling so I grabbed a croissant at her place. I wasn't particularly thirsty but we decided to bring the rest of her rum anyways ;)

We went swimming, walked,ate dinner, got ice cream and just chilled. I'm almost surprised we didn't run out of things to talk about! We just kept going and going and going and it was perfect.

After the kids went to bed we went for another walk to find a candy store my cousin mentioned. Luckily we ran into people as soon as we didn't know which turn to take and this one guy offered to show us the way. We found what we were looking for, but its kinda too bad the store was closed when we got there. He was muscular, male and into partying.

We met up with some of the guy's friends and exchanged numbers. At 10:25 we booked it home for our 10:30 curfew. Good thing my cousins aren't as strict as my parents.
Under the cover of darkness we ended the night by going for a dip in the lake. Floating on your back on a calm lake during a warm summer's night is the best way to star gaze.

SATURDAY!

Woke up early to kids screaming. Apparently we were babysitting. Compensated by an invitation to go boating when they got back. Sun was hot and water refreshing. Tubing was hilarious and wake boarding was exciting. Third time on the board; I'm terrible at it, and I love it. Not a bad way to spend a morning; maybe sleeping in is over-rated.

Showered! Such a nice feeling! Ate lunch and laid on the dock. After 3 hours? we headed back inside, got dolled up and decided to find a liquor store. An hour of walking later we decided to turn back.

Boy from last night got us a boot and we picked up our purchase on our way back to the house. Just in time for dinner! .. or what was left of it anyways. :P Cleaned up, downed a few shots (chased with energy drink) and went for geloto. CAN YOU SAY YUM?

Texted our new buddy but with no response we just walked, looking for places suitable for such beverages - not easy with signs forbidding it and families everywhere, not to mention a handful of cops.
Home on curfew but escaped to the dock in front of our cabin and took off as soon as Geoff and Diane were inside.

Heard yells from a near by dock and went to check it out. Three fifteen year old girls with coolers and candies made for a good chat. They went to Holy Cross, my old high school! (Raven! One of them had a thing with Sam Garzitto!!!)
Jenn was walking away, chatting on the phone, and I followed.

Kept on walking and made a fool of myself by going up to a group of random people sitting on the dock. Took it out on Jenn :(

FINALLY met some friendly people going for a swim. They told Jenn to go in too. Without hesitation she hung up the phone, took off her shirt and jumped in!!! XD
Went back to their place to warm up, and had vodka spritzers in our hands pretty much as soon as we were in the door. Can you believe it was a bit sketchy?

It was a really nice house, filled with muscular men drinking and listening to music. There wasn't one girl!! Until later. Jenn was Alex, and I was Samantha; when I had it together enough to remember.

Jenn might be the most loyal person I know. She made sure I didn't drink too much, warned me when a guy was being particularly creepy and didn't respond to any flirting due to her new relationship. She kept her cool and was a blast to be around. At a quarter to 2 in the morning she suggested for likely the 5th time that we should head home. I tried to convince this one guy to go swimming; my way of drawing him away from the party with me. His mommy came to take him home though. What a shame, he was FINE! Was left with his friend, who wasn't a bad fall back. Went for a dip and then headed back to my place. Privately Jenn offered to give the two of us space if I wanted.

SUNDAY.

Woke up with a start, lying next to Jenn in our bed, and threw a shirt on. 5 min later Geoff pops his head letting us know that we have to leave in half an hour. Washed face, brushed teeth, and dressed. Stuffed my clothes into a bag and sat in the car, and left the house at 7:30 IN THE MORNING and went to church.

That would be the end of my memorable weekend at Cultus with Jennifer Morgan :)

I'm burnt from head to foot with the exception of two strips where my bathing suit was. The room hasn't completely stopped spinning yet, though its 1:50 in the afternoon. The nausea and headache seemed to have made themselves at home. All signs of a good weekend :)

I'll recover before all the screaming kids at camp tomorrow right???????? :/